What you shouldn't do???

Me and my friend are making a book on what you should never do. Here's what we already have:


Have a staring contest with a stuffed animal


Eat pebbles


Put a strong stick between the spokes of you bicycle and then ride it


Dissect an umbrella so you can try to fly


Ride a goat


Say to a talking parrot, “You are a retard.”


Forget that the ‘Very Important’ (according to the teacher) test is today


Put super glue between your hands, duct tape them together, and sleep


Forget your parachute when skydiving


Put a magnet near a school computer


Get 5 implants then try to get on a plane


Fall in love with a tree


Put a cat in the dryer and turn it on


Stare at the sun for 10 minutes


Canter on a horse sideways with a western saddle


Mistake a candy bar with a slug


Think that a butterfly is a stick of flying butter


Pretend you’re a crash test dummy


Sled down a hill with thorns on the bottom


Get a two year old to throw a cat in the pool or microwave





I need ideas plz!! and nothing bad

What you shouldn't do???
show up at a funeral in a clown suit


dress up as a terrorist at an airport
Reply:put a capri sun packet in the microwave to unfreeze it.





i did this once, and bolts of blue lightning shocked it and then it burnt out the microwave
Reply:My daughter is 2 and she did throw a kitten in a pool


Never go to a dance without your clothes
Reply:pee on an electric fence

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