Saturday, November 14, 2009

Want some advice? Hear what the kids have to say................?

When you lick a slug, your tongue goes numb.


Bethany, age 11


I need deodorant.


Mark, age 8


No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!


Laura, age 13


You should never mess with a kid that beat you up once already.


Dannie, age 10


The key to success is selling my mom's chocolate chip cookies.


Rachel, age 11


The smaller the print on things, the more important it is.


Julie, age 12


You shouldn't jump down stairs with your hands in your pockets.


Philip, age 11


When my dog jumps on my bed, she's going to chase her tail.


Jessica, age 11


I should never ride my bike in mud when I don't know how deep it is.


Corey, age 12


It's not a good idea to spit while on a roller coaster.


Scott, age 11


You never know how loud you are until you have to be quiet.


Sarena, age 10


You should never surprise a cow when you are behind it.


Stefanie, age 12


My puppy still has bad breath even after I gave her a Tic Tac.


Kelly, age 11


You never open an umbrella in the car.


Ryan, age 7


If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.


Stephanie, age 8½


Life is filled with ups and downs but most of the time I'm going sideways.


Leslie, age 11


You shouldn't expect your turtle to come back if you put him in a stream.


Rosemary, age 12


The most dreaded words in the English language are "Some assembly required."


Grant, age 9


Moving is one way of getting my room clean.


Russell, age 10


You should never jump out of a tree using trash bags as parachutes.


April, age 10


You don't do pranks at a police station.


Sam, age 10


You should never wear a red shirt with black polka dots because your friends will call you a lady bug.


Stefanie, age 8


Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.


Tiffany, age 13


You can't catch a hard baseball in your mouth.


Joseph, age 10


When teachers get old, like over fifty-five, they're always in a bad mood.


Lindsey, age 8


It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.


Preston, age 4


I've learned that goldish don't like jello.


Julie Ann, age 9

Want some advice? Hear what the kids have to say................?
And they say "With age comes wisdom"! Maybe it's time to rethink that!
Reply:hahaha my favorite:





When teachers get old, like over fifty-five, they're always in a bad mood.


Lindsey, age 8





lol
Reply:I got one: Don't ever drink beer to solve your problems, the next thing you know you'll be on rehab!
Reply:Kids will be kids,yes.That is true.But only future geniuses can come up with these kinds of sayings.
Reply:thats funny
Reply:lol my kids say some funny stuff like that like the other night my 5 yr old seen my n my gf foolin around and she said u 2 getting married
Reply:kids will be kids
Reply:LOL i like the one that Julie Ann said
Reply:makes me wish I was a kid again. Then I could say stuff like that and have people laugh at me.
Reply:thank you
Reply:lol, thats cute
Reply:for this much work i can only give you a star but i wish it was more .. good work.. ..a star is yours
Reply:wow cool , i liked them :D
Reply:oh my goodnes...these are too cute....hilarious!!! kids say the darndest things!!!


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