Wanna gud jokes [2]...?

Refreshing ones


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Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree,


and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.


Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager." !





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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open


mouth................. Because his doctor advised him


"Today's dinner should be light" !





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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant:


It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go !





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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on


a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote


"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" !





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A Sardar %26amp; his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge


asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll


apply NEXT YEAR !





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Wanna gud jokes [2]...?
perfect indian... mus b like this... lol...


ne ways, these were good... do v get an encore?
Reply:lol
Reply:its not funny but i get the jokes.
Reply:How many real good jokes do you have?
Reply:Keep them flowing I am almost asleep.
Reply:This Shows that u r a perfect INDIAN
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ji-had
Reply:a child asks his father


what is politics


the father replies


well son, i guess i am head of the house so i would be the president, your mother keeps things running so she would be the government, the nanny would be the working class, you would be the people, and your baby brother can be the future. now think about that and come to me when it makes sense to you and tell me about it.


later that night the brother awoke to his baby brother crying. he goes to see what the problem was and saw that he had soiled himself. so he goes to his parents room to tell them and his mother is asleep in bed alone. not wanting to wake her he goes to the nannies room to get her, and the door lock. he looks through the peep hole to see inside and his dad is in bed with the nanny.


the next day he goes to his father and says


i finally understand politics.


his father askes


can you explain it to me


so he says


well the president is screwing the working class, while the government is asleep. the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep ****
Reply:good ones!!