Some more jokes,,,,rate them?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.





Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".





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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs a tree, sits on the


branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr: "I've been promoted as


branch manager."





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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as


to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".


After much thought he wrote : Yes!





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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.





U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is


leaking...





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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.





Servant: It"s already raining.





Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.





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Some more jokes,,,,rate them?
good ones......





The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"


"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?".
Reply:last one is funny .. uh and that one with the job *^_^*
Reply:Not bad....Thanks for sharing :-)
Reply:that is so stupid im not sure they can even qualify as a joke!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL. LOL.
Reply:The 1st one was good LOL
Reply:there was this guy who was 1/2 irish, 1/2 scottish. he wanted a drink but he couldn't bring himself to buy one
Reply:Sardar: The future tense is " u want to go to jail, that's where ur going".

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