What Happens When Stupidity Tries To Fly?

I did something silly. Yes I give you permission to e-kick my butt for this but ONLY if you've never done it yourself!





I climbed a tree with a large umbrella on me. When I was high up enough I opened the umbrella, jumped off the tree and excepted to have a smooth landing...only to nearly end up with a broken arm. That was the day I realised I was NOT Mary Poppins...errr...not that you would wanna be...I think.





What have you done that's so dumb it's not even funny?

What Happens When Stupidity Tries To Fly?
My parents always had an accordion gate in front of the hall staircase to keep the dogs from going upstairs. Well, pre-teen me thought I was an awesome gymnast/acrobat/ninja and would swing over the gate from about 6 stairs above. Well, long story short, my "vault" didn't go so well one day, and instead of swinging over the gate, I swung directly on top of one of the points. Not exaggerating, an inch and a half further to the left, and the gate would have "become one" with my bum. To add further embarrassment, this was a couple days before my first swim class of my first year in middle/high school, so for about a week I had to explain that no, my parent's don't beat me, the enormous bruise covering my whole butt cheek (clearly visible in my swimsuit) was from my own stupidity. Lesson learned.


Now I only jump from the 4th step. :-)
Reply:i jumped over a fence with two big pitbulls after my cuzin told me thr were dogs over thr. i didnt see the dogs so i jumped it anyways. i quickly jumped back over the fence b4 they ripped me to pieces. i cut my thumb open and got scratches on my leg from jumping the fence. that was a while ago and i learned my lesson. it sounds really stupid now.
Reply:ya me and my friend wore a garbage bag like a dress when i was 6 and jumped of my trampoline trying to fly.. my friend ended up breaking her ancle and i fractured my knee.. retarted.. i know

boots