Some more for the kids are these funny or not?

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?





A: nothing, it just let out a little whine.








Q: Tommy's mom has 3 sons. One son's name is Nickel. The next son's name was Dime. What was the third son's name?





A: Tommy - Tommy's mom only has three sons!








Q:a very short guy, a miget, lives in a real tall apartment building. If its raining outside he takes the elevator, but if its clear and sunny he takes they stairs. why?











A: when its sunny he can't reach the elevator buttons but when its raining he can push the buttons with his umbrella.








Q: In Michigan is it legal to marry your widows sister?


A: It's not possible because you would be dead








Q: Timothy Titus tied two tall knots in two tall trees how many T's are in that?


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Some more for the kids are these funny or not?
i like them thanks :-)
Reply:thanks Report It

Reply:those r all good ones


my fav: Q: Tommy's mom has 3 sons. One son's name is Nickel. The next son's name was Dime. What was the third son's name?





A: Tommy - Tommy's mom only has three sons!
Reply:Very funny
Reply:LOL cause of the 2 knots....
Reply:hehehehe! and i even got the last riddle!
Reply:Some kid must have laughed at some of them.
Reply:well for 1 theres no kids on yahoo answers.


and that last one doesnt make any sense
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Good ones mate.!!!


Cheers.!!!